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KellyMonster Profile Information

Not perfect but my dogs think Im awesome
Age 56 From Kempner, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Funny, nerdy, loving, dependable, strong but soft tomgirl. I love to laugh Im usually the comic relief. Chi Town girl turned country girl. Love going out but I love my home in the country and my two girls/doggies are my world. Being a home body especially in winter works for me. Come summer or really spring its game on. Come play with me. You'll come out of the day with a great friend or a date.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Retired and need to start enjoying it !!
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Observant, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Cars, Computers, Dining, Gardening, Music, Photography, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Just depends on time of year. Some place we can talk and food is always a good thing!!!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
There are many things I want to try. Get to know me and we can see if we have any in common ?
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
To be the happiest me I can be and find someone I know I can spend the rest of my life with.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
New age, Pop, Punk, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Supernatural, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Water and the sun. Me and my date, partner. Loving the out doors. Going to the batting cages or Dave and Busters. Shooting pool, bowling and food has to be involved.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone that is different from me but we just go together. I dont need anything but want smart funny kind and loving. Looking for some lesbian peeps. All my peeps r straight. The perfect girl for me will show herself when the timing is right.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Other
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